[Words and Music by Ross MacLean and Arthur Richardson]

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her
Please do that for me
She's too fat, she's too fat
She's too fat for me

I get dizzy, I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo

I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me, oh

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her
Please do that for me
She's too fat, she's too fat
She's too fat for me

She's a twosome, she's a foursome
If she'd lose some
I would like her more some

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her
Please do that for me
She's too fat, she's too fat
She's too fat for me