When you left me all alone 
At the record hop 
Told me you were going out 
For a soda pop 
You were gone for quite awhile 
Half an hour or more 
You came back 
And man, oh man 
This is what I saw 

Lipstick on your collar 
Told a tale on you 
Lipstick on your collar 
Said you were untrue 
Bet your bottom dollar 
You and I are through 
'Cause lipstick on your collar 
Told a tale on you, yeah 

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You said it belonged to me 
Made me stop and think 
And then I noticed yours was red 
Mine was baby pink 
Who walked in but Mary Jane 
Lipstick all a mess 
Were you smoochin' my best friend 
Guess the answer's yes 

Lipstick on your collar 
Told a tale on you 
Lipstick on your collar 
Said you were untrue 
Bet your bottom dollar 
You and I are through 
'Cause lipstick on your collar 
Told a tale on you, boy 
Told a tale on you, man
Told a tale on you, yeah