(Rolling ball, pins falling)
Wow-wee, ha, ha, ha, haaaaa, a strike
           
Boom-boom-boom, boom-a-boom-boom
Boom-boom-boom, boom-a-boom-boom, boom
           
Rip Van Winkle, Rip van Winkle
Sleep, sleep, sleep, ha, ha, ha, haaaaa
Rip Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle
Sleep, sleep, sleep
Boom-boom-boom boom-a-boom-boom
Boom-boom-boom boom-a-boom-boom, boom
           
He fell asleep in the woods one day
Spent twenty years of his life that way
           
Boom-boom-boom boom-a-boom-boom
Boom-boom-boom boom-a-boom-boom, boom
           
Rip Van Winkle, Rip van Winkle
Sleep, sleep, sleep
           
That nagging wife kept all of his coin
None of his friends did he ever join
           
While those little elf's bowled on the green
He would dream, dream, dream
           
Oh well, he left his nagging wife now
He slept for 20 years
Didn't bother to wake up
He grew a long white beard
This is how the story goes
Listen my children and you will hear
           
He fell asleep in the woods one day
Spent twenty years of his life that way
That nagging wife kept all of his coin
None of his friends did he ever join
Rip Van Winkle, Rip van Winkle
Doo, doo, doo, doo, da-doo
           
Boom-boom-boom boom-a-boom-boom
Boom-boom-boom boom-a-boom-boom, boom
           
Rip Van Winkle, Rip van Winkle
Sleep, sleep, sleep
Rip Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle
Sleep, sleep, sleep
Rip Van Winkle, Rip van Winkle
Slept his life away
Rip Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle
Slept his life away

Boom-boom-boom boom-a-boom-boom
Boom-boom-boom boom-a-boom-boom, boom

Those little elf bowled on the green
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (snoring)
(Rolling ball, pins falling, "wow-wee!")