Yeah, breaker one nine 
This here's the Rubber Duck 
You got a copy on me Pig Pen, c'mon 
      
Uh, yeah, Ten-Four Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure 
By golly it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon 
Yeah, its a big Ten-Four there Pig Pen 
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy 
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we've got us a convoy 

It was the dark of the moon 
On the sixth of June 
And a Kenworth pullin' logs 
Cab over Pete with a refer on 
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs 
We was headin' for bear  
On 'I-1-0
'Bout a mile out Shakey Town 
I says, Pig Pen this here's the Rubber Duck 
And I'm about to put the hammer down

'Cause we got a little 'ole convoy 
Rockin' through the night 
Yeah, we got a little 'ole convoy 
Ain't she a beautiful sight 
C'mon and join our Convoy 
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way 
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 
'Cross the USA 
Convoy
Convoy

Yeah, breaker Pig Pen this here's the Duck 
And uh, you wanna back off them hogs 
Uh, ten-four 'bout five mile or so 
Ten-Roger them hogs is gettin' intense up here 

By the time we got into Tulsa Town 
We had eighty-five trucks in all 
But they's a road block up on the clover leaf 
And them bears was wall to wall 
Yeah, them smokies as thick as bugs on a bumper 
They even had a bear in the air 
I says, callin' all trucks 
This here's the Duck 
We about to go a huntin' bear 

'Cause we got a little 'ole convoy 
Rockin' through the night 
Yeah, we got a great big convoy 
Ain't she a beautiful sight 
C'mon and join our Convoy 
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way 
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 
'Cross the USA 
Convoy
Convoy

Uh, you wanna give me a ten-nine on that Pig Pen 
Uh, negatory Pig Pen you're still too close 
Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses 
Mercy sakes, you'd better back off another ten 

Well, we rolled up Innerstate fourty-four 
Like a rocket sled on rails 
We tore up all of our swindel sheets 
And left 'em settin' on the scales 
By the time we hit that Shy Town 
Them bears was a gettin' smart 
They'd brought up some reinforcements 
From the Illinois national guard 
There's armored cars and tanks and jeeps 
And rigs of every size 
Yeah, them chicken coops was full of bears 
And choppers filled the skies 
Well, we shot the line 
We went for broke 
With a thousand screamin' trucks 
And eleven long haired Friends of Jesus 
In a Chartreuse microbus 

Yeah, Rubber Duck 'tis Sod Buster 
C'mon there 
Yeah, Ten-Four Sod Buster 
Listen, you wanna put that microbus 
In behind that suicide jockey 
Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite 
And he needs all the help he can get 

Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey Shore 
Prepared to cross the line 
I could see the bridge was lined with bears 
But I didn't have a doggone dime 
I says, Pig Pen this here's the Rubber Duck 
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll 
So we crashed the gate doin' 98 
I says let them truckers roll 
Ten-Four 

'Cause we got a mighty convoy 
Rockin' through the night 
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy 
Ain't she a beautiful sight 
C'mon and join our Convoy 
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way 
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 
'Cross the USA 
Convoy
Convoy

Ah, Ten-Four 
Pig Pen what's you're Twenty 
Omaha 
Well, they oughtta know what to do 
With them hogs out there, fer sure 
Well, mercy sakes good buddy 
We gonna back on outta here 
So keep the bugs off yer glass 
And the bears off yer...tail 
We'll catch you on the flip flop 
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side 
We gone  
Bye, bye