How come he don't come and P.I.P with me
Down at the meter no more
How come he turn off the tv
And he hang that sign on the door
We call and we call "How come" we say
Hey, what could make a boy behave this way, yeah
He learn all of the lines now 
And every time he don't stutter when he talks
It's true, it's true 
He sure is aquired a cool and inspired 
Sorta jazz when he walk
Where's his jacket and his old blue jeans
If this ain't healthy is it some kinda clean

I think Chuck E's in love
Chuck E's in love
Chuck E's in love
Chuck E's in love

I don't believe what you're sayin' to me
This is something I gotta see 
Is he here
I look in the poolhall Is he here
I look in the drugstore 
Is he here
No, he don't come here no more

I'll tell you what I saw him
He was sittin' behind us 
Down at the Pantages
And whatever is that he got up his sleeve
I hope it isn't contagious
What's her name 
Is that her there
Oh, christ 
I think he's even combed his hair
Is that her 
What's her name
Oh, it's never going to be same
That's not her
I know what's wrong
'Cause Chuck E's 
Loves the little girl 
Who's singing his song
Don't you know
Chuck E's in love, ya, ya 
Chuck E's in love, love, love, love
Chuck E's in love, my, my
Chuck E's
Chuck E's in love
He's in love