Yeah, I'm sittin' on this barstool 
Talking like a damn fool
Got the twelve o'clock news blues
And I've given up hope 
For the afternoon soaps
And a bottle of cold brew
Is it any wonder I'm not crazy 
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all

Well, I'm so tired of losin'
I got nothing to do and all day to do it
I go out cruisin' but I've no place to go 
And all night to get there
Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail
Is it any wonder 

I've got too much time on my hands 
It's ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands
It's hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much time on my hands 
And it's tickin' away
Tickin' away from me
(Too much time on my hands) 
It's T-T-T Tickin' away
(Too much time on my hands)
Now, I don't know what to do and say
(Too much time on my hands)

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(Too much time on my hands)
(Too much time on my hands)
(Too much time on my hands)

Now, I'm a jet fuel genius  
I can solve the world's problems
Without even tryin'
I have dozens of friends 
And the fun never ends
That is, as long as I'm buyin'
Is it any wonder I'm not the president
Is it any wonder I'm null and void
Is it any wonder 

I've got too much time on my hands 
It's tickin' away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands
It's hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much time on my hands 
And it's tickin' away
Tickin' away from me
(Too much time on my hands) 
T-T-T Ticking away
(Too much time on my hands)
Now, I don't know what to do with myself
(Too much time on my hands)
Mmmmmmm-hmmmmmm
(Too much time on my hands)
T-T-T Tickin' away
(Too much time on my hands)
Mmmmmmm-hmmmmmm
(Too much time on my hands)
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my [alarm rings]