I can't keep up
With what's been going on
I think my heart
Must just be slowing down
Among the human beings
In their designer jeans
Am I the only one
Who hears the screams
And the strangled cries
Of lawyers in love


God sends his spaceships to America
The beautiful
They land at six o'clock
And there we are
The dutiful
Eating from TV trays
Tuned into to Happy Days
Waiting for World War III
While Jesus slaves
To the mating calls
Of lawyers in love

Oooooh, cha-la-la, oooooh
Oooooh, cha-la-la, oooooh
(A-haaaaaaa)
Oooooh, cha-la-la
Oooooh, cha-la-la

Last night I watched the news
From Washington, the capitol
The Russians escaped
while we weren't watching them
Like Russians will
Now we've got all this room
We've even got the moon
And I hear the USSR
Will be open soon
As vacation land
For lawyers in love
Lawyers in love

Oooooh, cha-la-la, oooooh
Oooooh, cha-la-la, oooooh
(A-haaaaaaa)
Oooooh, cha-la-la
Oooooh, cha-la-la

(A-haaaaaaa)
Lawyers in love