Aw, dig it
Come on

Cold cooling at a ball
And I`m looking for some action
But like Mick Jagger said
I can`t get no satisfaction
The girls are all around
But none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I`m looking def
Yo, wassup with the L-O-C
The girls are all jocking
At the other end of the bar
Having drinks with some no-name chump
When they know that I`m the star
So I got up and strolled over
To the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, why you so fly
He said Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina

This brother told me a secret
On how to get more chicks
Put a little medina in your glass
And the girls will come real quick
It`s better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion
And she`ll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg
And then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me
Before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house
For the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I`m saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood
Breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh`s
They won`t leave my dog alone
With that medina pal

I went up to this girl
She said, hi, my name Sheena
I thought she`d be good to go
With a little funk cold medina
She said Id like a drink
I said, hmmmm, I`ll go get it
And then a couple of sips
She cold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib
And everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed it was a big old mess
Sheena was a man
So I threw him out
I don`t fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure
For the Funky Cold Medina

You know
Ain`t no plans with a man
This is the 80`s
And I`m down with the ladies

Break it down

---- Instrumental Interlude ----

Backed in the saddle
Looking for a little affection
I took a shot
I thought I`d test it on the Love Connection
The audience guests voted
And you know, they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton Ford
Medina had some dinner
She had a few drinks
I`m thinking soon what I`d be getting
Insead she starting talking`bout plans for a wedding
Said wait, slow down, love, not so fast
I`ll be seeing ya
That`s why I found you don`t fool around
With the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I`m saying
That medina`s a monster y`all

Funky Cold Medina